A . Happy Birthday <3
B . To the jewel of my eye , a year has passed but our love will grow more and more each year
C . Happy Birthday, lao gong/ lao po muackszzz
D . Bao bei, happy birthday~ love ya
E . Happy Birthday OH my fish~ >3
F . Oi, Older one year liao..
Each choice determine someone's personality whether they are normal, boring, crazy or just being stupid.
Made your choice?
Below are the results of your personality.
If you answer A ,
You're so normal..worry not.Think of something else to say to your lover. You don't want that special someone hear the SAME thing every year isn't it?
And wana say B ,
OMG...The poetry type.Only your lover can stand you. Others would like... find a barrel or a 'tong' to vomit their breakfast ( that is IF they able to consume after hearing it ). You wana be romantic, I get it. I mean, we get it.
If you choose C ,
Aww... the one from ice age. You both dated for how long? Lao gong here lao gong there.. Brr... Am I in north pole or something? Muackszz? Keep your tongue in before it freezes.
If you wana say D ,
Hmm..the lovey-dovey one.. Bao bei, honey, darling, sweet pie, honeybee~ ENOUGH is ENOUGH my friend. You both love each other, gave each other 'special' nicknames..Use it during your 'special' moments for God's sake =.="
But you prefer E ,
WTF??? My fish? Alright... You express your lover as an non-human living things.... ' FISH ' ..This type of person are the most interesting one.Why? If she uses FISH to refer to her husband, imagine those children... My Whale~ My Jellyfish~ My Octopus~ My Nemo~ My SpongeBob
What else.. My Drumstick? My Cabbage? My Toenail?
What if....
* Wedding Day *
" I pronounce you Fish and Wife. Fish, you may fin your bride "
Yet you like the last one, F ,
Thank Godness... You're straight foward.Cruel and heartless..Everyone know how old they are..You don't have to ' stimulate ' them with your honest words. I know we can't lie..But use a better phrase ok?
" There are no cure for stupidity "
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