14th of every month

January 14: Diary Day
The day of presenting your lover with a cute diary and a basket of flowers

February 14: Valentine’s Day
The day when girls and women present their boyfriends with chocolate and confess their love

March 14: White Day
The day when boys and men present their girlfriends with chocolate and confess their love

April 14: Black Day
The day when people who have no lovers eat black Chinese noodles together

May 14: Rose Day
The day when lovers present each other with roses to express their love

Yellow Day
The day when those who were unable to eat black noodles on Black Day go to eat yellow curry rice

June 14: Kiss Day
The day when lovers kiss to confirm their love

July 14: Silver Day
The day when lovers exchange silver rings to make a promise for the future

August 14: Music Day
The day of presenting a CD with love songs

September 14: Photo Day
The day when lovers take pictures to keep memories of their love

October 14: Wine Day
The day when lovers drink wine and share love

November 14:Movie Day
The day when lovers go to see a movie holding hands

Hug Day
The day of giving hugs to your loved ones

December 14: Money Day
The day of spending generously for your lover

LTH [ updates ]

WTF???

LTH GOT EVEN BRUTAL!!!

ESCAPE~~!

We received updates regarding the disease LTH. It seems that the virus will crawl up (quicker than a snail, slower than a sloth) from the jaw towards the brain.Then it will slowly invade into the part where the evil part of us resides (wuahahaha) .. Based on our analysis we can conclude the patient will (or confirm) become more violent >=]. To make it easy for those jackass to understand, please refer to our case files below.


As usual, viewer discretion is advised.

* For those who wants to view the case files while refilling their saliva tank, please prepare some napkins. Don't say we didn't warn you, morons..=)

*note : the victim would like to keep her identity to be confidential ( but it's obvious d..so just pretend like, WHO IS THAT WOR?? duno wor.. )


CASE FILES OF LTH, THE BRUTAL (HORNY) SIDE

PICTURE I : Patient met a *fe-witt* friend. [she's hot..we all know it so don't steam just yet..]

PICTURE II : * Aims * * Target Locked * [ keep IT cool..wait for it...]

PICTURE III : ACTION! *POKE* [ !! splashes!! Oh my~ ]

pssssssssss~~~~~~~

PICTURE IV : NOoooooo!!!! [ damn..she's..getting..airless..]

PICTURE V : GONE..[ wtf! wasted!!]

PICTURE VI : The usual.. EXPLOSION!! This time is BA BOOM + KA BOOM = BAKA BOOM x2

* Indirectly we have discovered that silicon and fats are great fuel for nuclear combustion. Credits to JLHQ.



** Another TnT production
*** Pictures by Terry Chan
*** Another lame idea by Tracy Paan

LTH

WARNING!

NEW DISEASE ARE COMING TO KILL US!

Name

LTH

Description

LTH is an illness which causes periodic episode of jaw sore.

Symptoms

LTH happens when one laugh excessively during a long period of time. The muscles can't handle the on-going laughter thus it dropped off from the facial portion of the skull and that particular flying jaw will explode (aka KA BOOOOOM!! ) when it touches the ground. In some serious cases, the patient might be dehydrated and his/her eyeballs will shoot out then only end with a flying exploding jaw.

Typical face of a patient who suffered LTH

Diagnosis

Currently, this disease can't be detected and one will only realise it when they suffer the symptoms.

Treatment

No cure and prevention can be found.


Effects of LTH

A student from SMK XXX has been infected.Viewer discretion is advised for the attachments below.

ATTACHMENT I : The student attend school like usual

Attachment II : The student meet her friend

Attachment III : The friend got freaked or in other term, dot dot dot..





Attachment IV : Friend cabut..

Attachment V : =.=?!

Attachment VI : Jaw dropped

Attachment VII : Flying eyeballs



and....

Attachment VIII : KA BOOM!

* A TnT production
* Pictures by Terry Chan
* Lame Ideas by Tracy Paan

Tracy's Tearful Day WIth Terry

You know..
i cried so much 2day..
my eyes all bengkak liao.. T.T
all THANKS to Terry Chan Yip Lam~!!

I met him this afternoon at Leisure Mall entrance..neh.near the speedy one de...was nervous abit..den he kindnap me see goldfish at wat Ginny Cafe House..suan..lai la..like i never see any goldfish b4 meh~ HMPH~

but his parking so damn funny..like that de..

Ini lesen kebas kat mana punye?

Den he tio attacked by my subraru Blue PSP~ Poisoned d..play all sohai games..JackAss..den alot la..LOL.. but ofcos got play Final Fantasy le ^^

After that~

went to the not so famous Popular..Terry saw spongebob and pretended to be one LMAO~ Too bad din take dao any pictures..sigh..

WHen OTW to arcade..Kam Yin called..

KY : WEr r u?

TC : Tracy's house

KY : ( i duno wat she say la..)

TC : Doin smtg..Very bz..now very high

KY : ( i really cant hear wat she said)

TC : meet at arcade la

Met her there den the 1st thing was... TRACY!! TOKEN!!

### KAM YIN'S ENCOUNTER WITH THE CANDY MACHINE ###

*KY nampak the machine..almost empty de..but got some chocos left la.. *
* Ky slowly approach to the machine...insert a token*
* Ky filled her body with aura...control!! *
* the grab thingy or i called it..the stupid claw descends.. *
* KY, full of hope..den...*
* The claw doesn't reach the bottom of the candy place AT ALL *
*Victory dance for the Candy Machine*
*Terry & Tracy LAUGH LIKE HELL! *

Left arcade..head to McD~ I'm so not lovin it~

PICTURES TIME~!

LOL..T & T F U

Xiao Mei Mei, inside the bag got alot goldfish le..wan see?

T K T

T & K

Tak tau mana tanjung rambutan escaped de



Omg.. I really had great fun..It's been so long since i did that..Laugh till my jaw..like wana drop jor ..-.-"

THANKS alot ^^ Terry Sensei and Kam Yin =P

What do students REALLY do during KoKo?

FILE # 1 : Monkey-ing around

What happened earlier was....

Moral Value : Play safe

FILE # 2 : We play Surgeon

Moral Value : Pratice Makes Perfect

FILE # 3 : We Play Kidnap

Moral Value : Be thankful you were picked. Full service man~

LASTLY....

FILE # 4 : We Make Friends!

Moral Value : Good friends are hard to find. F them LOL!

my frens...

some1 who recently become very very quiet in class
could hear her laughing sound jor...
duno what happen to her...
hope she is fine...
but tat day she cried in class...
my heart felt pain..
duno y..
mayb i could not help her..
duno how to make her stop from crying..
hope i can see n hear... her laughing voice again in class..
take k o..
hehe...

next person.... my beloved geh fren...
everyday oso moody... haizz...
no idea already...
hope he will b happy lor...
tis my last year in school....
left this year oni...
hope i can accompany to chat wit u more lor...
hmm..
miss tis fren geh singing voice...
miss the time v all sing in k room..
miss the cream all over our face...
miss the time u bully izniza during duty..
however...
the thing i most miss is....
when i noe u....
HOW I NOE U R?
do u still rmb?? haha..LOLZ.
never give up in ur studies r...
soli if i too busy til din reply ur msg....
n less on9...
forgivable????
dun always say 'haiz' 'sienz' 'no mood' 'boring'..
tis year i spm mar.... busy wit tuitions n seminar lor....
besides...
after tis year i not around in skul.. must take care...
DON EVER no MOOD when I'M not around...k??K??? k???
i wont forget u d lar... don worry..^^

then..... my old fren...
but she not old yet lar...
hmmm... study hard is her job...
her hardworking every1 oso can see...
but now... she got a very very CLOSED fren... hehehe..^^
hope she happy lo at the same time her parents oso happy..
keke^^
at here...
i wanna say...
hope u can get good result in ur spm lor... hehe..

another 1...
hmm.. tis wan... voice damn loud...
sounds like dai jie... lol... tis really dai jie's blog..
BUT her heart still good lar...
she... cut her hair!!!
first time i saw i was shock....!!
lol.... but still acceptable already... (after a few days lar)
haha... can jimat jimat shampoo...
haha..
dun angry r... hope 1 day i can see another new hair style in class again..
in 5 Amanah or in future.... LOL...
hehe...
anyway... hope ur study oso can improve ...

after tat....
haizz.... i duno how to describe her...
but..
i now tis recently she not very happy...
mayb abt skul stuff...
lik those teachers treat her in class...
haiz... not same class..
cannot help her...
n duno how to help...
feel lik im useless or either energyless...
hope she will bcome strong..
n success in her SPM...

besides ....
tis fren....
always bully me in class..
mulut dah la celopar..
tak henti bila sudah berbunyi...
i cakap sekali... dia cakap 10 kali ganda...
.. anyway..
if u din say , v all oso wont have a lots of fun together lar...
dun call me 'lai ma' already...
i hate tis nickname....
ishh....
if not, next time i duwan choi u..
duwan teach u ADDMATHS ad...
lol....
joking lar...
ah po.... wont so siu hei geh.... right ??? hor???
haha^^

next one...
tis wan special.... never ever mention abt her in blog...
but tis time she very funny...
from tuesday till now...
she non-stop asking.....
'who take my sej module pls return back'
'if not, berdosa, masuk neraka'..'rot in hell'... n more..
i cant stop laughing...
i said.... 'until now still cant find r?' 'i rasa abu pun tak de tinggal utk u lar'
lolz.... i very bad hor??? joking oni lar..
hope she can find her module back soon...
if not...hehehe....

WTF?! Final Fantasy : Crisis Core

Kekeke...

Finally got 1OO% Mission complete..Pwned the goddess, Minerva < -.-" she whacked my butt for... 2O times...Lucky i stole 99x phoenix downs from her, keep on revive, die, revive, die.. kinda boring fighting her but.. who cares~! I've kicked her ass kaw kaw jor ^.^ lalala~

Died few times.Still reset and play again.Till this very morning I defeated her.. Now so tired..WHole night din sleep x.x

Reward(s) :

1. 3OO mission cleared = Heike Soul


2. Mission 9-6-6 (Minerva) = Divine Slayer


3. Panda eyes -.-

Left FINAL equipment : Genji Shield.

Requires : Gil Toss, Costly Punch, 99 999 damage and my favorite~ Sephiroth's OCTASLASH~ Woots!! wish you were mine~


Should I get some rest? Better complete everything then sleep ba~ Hohoho~

* updates *

Few hours later.....

Everything complete... I'm exhausted.. What game to play now? haiz...

" Once A Fallen Angel, Always Will Be Till The End "

Happy Birthday?

When someone wana wish their lover a " Happy Birthday " , which would be most likely to be?


A . Happy Birthday <3
B . To the jewel of my eye , a year has passed but our love will grow more and more each year
C . Happy Birthday, lao gong/ lao po muackszzz
D . Bao bei, happy birthday~ love ya
E . Happy Birthday OH my fish~ >3
F . Oi, Older one year liao..


Each choice determine someone's personality whether they are normal, boring, crazy or just being stupid.

Made your choice?


Below are the results of your personality.

If you answer A ,

You're so normal..worry not.Think of something else to say to your lover. You don't want that special someone hear the SAME thing every year isn't it?

And wana say B ,

OMG...The poetry type.Only your lover can stand you. Others would like... find a barrel or a 'tong' to vomit their breakfast ( that is IF they able to consume after hearing it ). You wana be romantic, I get it. I mean, we get it.

If you choose C ,

Aww... the one from ice age. You both dated for how long? Lao gong here lao gong there.. Brr... Am I in north pole or something? Muackszz? Keep your tongue in before it freezes.

If you wana say D ,

Hmm..the lovey-dovey one.. Bao bei, honey, darling, sweet pie, honeybee~ ENOUGH is ENOUGH my friend. You both love each other, gave each other 'special' nicknames..Use it during your 'special' moments for God's sake =.="

But you prefer E ,

WTF??? My fish? Alright... You express your lover as an non-human living things.... ' FISH ' ..This type of person are the most interesting one.Why? If she uses FISH to refer to her husband, imagine those children... My Whale~ My Jellyfish~ My Octopus~ My Nemo~ My SpongeBob
What else.. My Drumstick? My Cabbage? My Toenail?

What if....

* Wedding Day *

" I pronounce you Fish and Wife. Fish, you may fin your bride "

Yet you like the last one, F ,

Thank Godness... You're straight foward.Cruel and heartless..Everyone know how old they are..You don't have to ' stimulate ' them with your honest words. I know we can't lie..But use a better phrase ok?

" There are no cure for stupidity "

KY dai jie says : Story of SUX & BEACH!

Tuesday

Pn. Zarina & Pn. Chua, both of them are prefect teachers.. They call BOTH of THEM up to the stage [b4 assembly]… Then all of us see n gossip… After that, we get to know that… Many teachers complain abt them… Cuz always together n sit together until damn close… Pn. Zarina said… As a PENOLONG KETUA PENGAWAS, he cannot play couple couple… Either both of them break… OR else, SUX will be DILUCUT JAWATAN~ Muahahahahahahaha!!!! On the same day.. is HIS birthday~ Tracy tot of wishing him… But getting near, HE getting faster and go away.. FINE!~ Tracy stop and walk away…

Thursday

Beach sit wif a indian girl… That time is MORAL, we same class with them… SUX take his chair towards BEACH’s place to sit wif her… MEans now, 3chairs 2table.. It’s so obvious… Pn. Chua teach us MORAL… Joanne cant tahan… They r too much over there… She told me that she wanna ask teacher whether boy n girl can sit together? I say, If she say.. I will add some words oso… Hahaha! *im bad?*

Joanne : Cikgu, Nak tanya… lelaki dan perempuan boleh duduk bersama ke?

KY : Ya lo, bukannya x ada tempat.. Sini ada Sana ada…

Pn Chua : Aisk, Ter Shern… Tengok, org lain pun tegur dah…

Joanne : Skrang masa PnP, bukan masa untuk couple couple… x jaga harga diri…

KY : Ni ke PENOLONG KETUA PENGAWAS? memalukan saja~

Then… teacher oso tegur them… Yea, of cuz teacher at our side cuz b4 that she oso warn them ad… Somemore they like………… buat x tau… The beach told our fren that we jealous.. COme on larrrrr… No ppl wanna jealous for this damn dirty geh relationship… somemore kiss in the class when no ppl… Steal ppl bf… 1 leg step 2 boats… Joanne n I did this cuz our eye…. Can wash wif acid jor…… And x puas hati for TRACY!

Friday

Every Friday, the muslim will pray for abt 1hour… And we, moral students will stay in a class.. combination of 5A, 5B, 5C and 5D… They always sit together one… So, we plan of playing them agn… I think its the last one… Hahaha!!! But this time is I start 1st… Cuz joanne say yesterday she say 1st… Well… Whenever I saw my fren(girl) sit wif boy, i will call her to change place 2 sit wif girl… OF cuz they’re cooperating wif me… Cuz NON of us like the Sux & Beach… Then, I go in front n tell teacher…

KY : Teacher, you say b4 rite… Girls n boys cannot sit together?

TEacher : yea…… Why?

Ky : Why they can………… ( pointing them..)

Teacher : **SUX** ar, nvm larrr…

KY : Then takkan so pilih kasih?

Teacher : wait… help me to mark the attendant 1st..

K then… I tot teacher really x care… But a while more, teacher go towards them n say…. LELAKI & PEREMPUAN X BLH DUDUK BERSAMA… TUKAR TEMPAT~!!!!! Then they change… Wah, da beach sit alone like so lonely… KEsian? SWT! who kesian TRACY ooooo???? I doubt they surely very x song me n joanne… Hahahaha!!! so wad? But its really da last time we do this… XD!!! Cuz…. read the next step~~~

NExt step…

Wait teacher to bertindak… We watch *movie*… Cuz they sure tot tat we r jealousing them… They will be MORE together for US to see… And the MORE they together… The higher chance for SUX to DILUCUT JAWATAN…. Beautiful planning??? ^^vvvvvvvv

*if u say we bad, i tell you.. BEACH n SUX r much more cruel than me n joanne…*

yeah yeah!!! thats all… bye bye~~

Loves,

+_*~ KY ~*_+

YER!!!!!

After so many effort and time I've laid, WHY am I still stucked here?!

[ Time : 59 : 26 : 26 ]

With equipments such as Genji Armor , Genji Glove and Ziedrich..I still been defeated by that pretty yet deadly lady : MINERVA

* Imagine *

HP : (ME) 99 999 vs (Minerva) 10 000 000

Even with my ' Costly Punch ' which can inflict 99 999 damage each time succesfully... I would need to whack her butt about... 101 times -.-" that's exclude healing and dodging zzz...

I really have to boost up my stats to defeat her!! What to do.. 99% already..If I quit now..WASTED le.. Yer..boosting up stats very boring de lo....got a millions ways to do it but all so so so so so DAMN BORING!!!!

Folio incomplete..Game 99%...What should I do ?!

T.T